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Arrr, matey! How long be it 'til ye lay eyes on the brain doc, eh? Aye, 'tis a long wait!

2025-01-10

Arrr matey! It be found that aged seadogs be waitin’ a good 34 days fer a brain doc after bein’ sent, and nearly one-fifth be twiddlin’ their thumbs fer over 3 moons! Blimey, what a slow ship that be! Avast, Medicare says so!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout the treacherous seas of waitin’ for a neurologist, ye see! Aye, according to the latest scrolls from the Medicare treasure trove, it be takin’ our elder crew a right long time to get their noggins examined by them fancy brain doctors.

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