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"Arrr, matey! Racey breathin' tests be makin’ it hard fer wee scallywags to get their asthma fixin’! Har har!"

2025-03-10

Arrr, matey! The cursed math o’ lung power be a scallywag when it comes to our young Black buccaneers sufferin’ from the wheezin'! 'Tis high time we chart a fairer course in treatin' their asthma, lest we be walkin' the plank of folly! Har har!

"Arrr, matey! Racey breathin' tests be makin’ it hard fer wee scallywags to get their asthma fixin’! Har har!"

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for a tale o' treachery in the realm o' medicine! It be said that when it comes to lungs, some folks be calculatin' based on the color o' their skin, particularly amongst the wee ones in Black crews. Aye, it be a perilous practice, as it leads to mighty miscalculations when treatin' ailments such as the fierce beast known as asthma.

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