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Arrr! The FDA be givin’ the nod to a magic potion fer the lowly parathyroids! Avast, me hearties!

2024-08-12

Arrr, matey! Palopegteriparatide, or Yorvipath for ye landlubbers, be a crafty potion that turns into parathyroid hormone! Take it once a day, and ye’ll keep yer PTH steady as a ship on a calm sea for a whole day! Yarrr, science be a fine treasure!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I’ve got a tale o’ a magical elixir known as Palopegteriparatide, or as the landlubbers be callin' it, Yorvipath! This be no ordinary potion, I tell ye—it be a prodrug of the fabled parathyroid hormone, and it be takin’ the seas by storm with its daily dose of wonderment!

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