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Arrr, mateys be joinin' the fight against scurvy, er I mean cancer, in these clinical trials. Aye!

2024-04-11

Arrr mateys, tis said that more scallywags with the dreaded scurvy are joining the quest for a cure, especially at the grand National Cancer Institute. But alas, the number of recruits be still too few. Aye, the battle against this cursed disease be a fierce one indeed.

Arrr, mateys! Listen up ye scallywags, for I bring ye news of a most curious kind. It seems that more adults with the dreaded disease of cancer be joinin' in on the quest for a cure by participatin' in cancer trial research. Aye, 'tis a noble cause indeed!
But hold yer horses, me hearties, for the numbers be tellin' a different tale. Despite the increase in participation at the National Cancer Institute–designated centers, the overall enrollment rates still be lower than a sea level in a calm. 'Tis a puzzlin' situation, to be sure.
So, me buckos, let us raise a toast to those brave souls who be takin' part in the fight against this vile disease. May their efforts not be in vain, and may the winds of fortune blow in their favor. And remember, me mateys, if ye ever find yerself facin' the scurvy beast known as cancer, don't be afraid to seek out a trial and join the ranks of those fightin' for a better tomorrow. Arrr!

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