"Me hearties be cryin' fer swift doc visits, not long waits in the hull of a landlubber's hospital!"
2025-02-25
Arrr! A treasure map from the Health Foundation be revealin’ that the scallywags want quicker parley with the ship’s doctor over waitin’ in the brig for a bed! Aye, ’tis true—more urgent than cuttin’ the line for a doctor’s patchin’! Har har!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this jolly tale from the treacherous seas of UK healthcare. A mighty survey, commissioned by the Health Foundation, be showin’ that the good folk of the realm be yearnin' for naught but better access to those landlubber doc appointments! Aye, they be rankin' that as their topmost priority in the NHS, even more than that troublesome business of waitin’ in the dark depths of hospital corridors!