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Ye scallywags be havin' more cuttin' and slicin' than a band o' pirates in a brawl - Crohn's be ruthless! Arrr!

2024-06-03

Arrr mateys! Tis been confirmed that the number of scallywags gettin' their innards cut out in Brazil for Crohn's disease be just like in other lands. Yarrr, the Medscape Medical News be spillin' the beans on this curious matter! Aye aye, pass the grog!

Arrr mateys! Listen up ye scallywags, recent data be tellin' us that the rate of surgical resection among landlubbers with Crohn's disease in Brazil be matchin' that of other countries. Aye, 'tis true, according to the Medscape Medical News.
Ye may be wonderin' what surgical resection be, well let me tell ye. 'Tis when them surgeons be removin' a piece o' the intestine that be all knotted up like a tangled rope. Aye, 'tis a serious matter for them poor souls sufferin' from Crohn's disease.
But fear not me hearties, for this news be showin' that Brazil be keepin' up with the rest o' the world in takin' care of their scurvy dogs with Crohn's disease. So if ye be a sufferer in Brazil, ye can rest easy knowin' that the surgeons be ready to help ye out.
So let's raise a tankard o' grog to the surgeons in Brazil, and to all the brave souls battlin' Crohn's disease across the seven seas. May they all find smooth sailin' and calm waters ahead!

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