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Arrr! Old sea dogs with the blues be sailin’ into danger, riskin’ their ships on the stormy seas o’ the road!

2025-01-06

Ahoy, ye landlubbers! Old sea dogs with the blues be sailin’ their ships a bit wobbly, no matter the grog they down! We best be findin' ways to keep 'em from crashin' into the brig, lest they turn the high seas into a merry mess! Arrr!

Arrr! Old sea dogs with the blues be sailin’ into danger, riskin’ their ships on the stormy seas o’ the road!

Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the elder sea dogs plagued by the dark clouds of major depression. These swabs be takin' to the waters in their trusty vessels, but alas, their sailing be fraught with peril! Aye, it seems that these old salts be makin' some right peculiar choices when it comes to steerin' their ships, and it ain't naught to do with those fancy potion bottles called antidepressants!

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