"Avast! A foul bird plague be a-changin' in a scurvy landlubber! CDC be spillin' the beans!"
2024-12-26
Arrr, mateys! The scallywags at the CDC be spillin' the beans! Samples from the first foul case o’ bird flu in these here States be sportin' strange mutations, not fit for a backyard flock! Aye, what a ruckus! - as reported by the trusty scribes at Reuters!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, for I bring ye news from the high seas of avian affliction! The scallywags at the CDC be shoutin’ from the crow's nest that they’ve laid eyes upon a foul case of bird flu, the likes of which be settin' sail in the grand ol' U.S. of A!