The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! Fresh tidings reveal why scallywags be tossin' aside their GLP-1 potions, ye landlubbers! Avast, the reasons be mighty amusing!"

2025-02-03

Arrr, me hearties! Most landlubbers with a bit too much blubber be jumpin' ship within a year, but the scallywags without the sugar disease be leavin' even faster! Aye, 'tis a right funny sight!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the treacherous seas of weight loss! Aye, it be true that a hefty crew of landlubbers set sail on the voyage to shed their bulk, but lo and behold, most of 'em be jumpin' ship within a mere year! Aye, it be a fickle tide indeed, especially fer those who be free of the cursed type 2 diabetes!

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