The Booty Report

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Arrr, Canadian doc's be swabbin' the decks with fewer scallywags, matey! Where be all the landlubbers?

2025-01-13

Arrr, matey! Canadian healers be treatin’ fewer souls these days, like a ship with a leaky hull! What’s a pirate to do when the doc's too busy countin’ his doubloons? Avast! We be needin' more hands 'n hearty laughter to mend the crew!

Arrr, Canadian doc's be swabbin' the decks with fewer scallywags, matey! Where be all the landlubbers?

Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the fine Canadian healers, the family physicians, who be seein’ fewer souls in need of their tender care! Aye, it seems these scallywags be stretched thinner than a captain’s last rum ration, and the tide be turnin’ on their patient loads.

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