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Arr, Vertex be stoppin' its study o' islet cells, mateys! Deaths be makin' 'em think twice! Ahoy!

2024-01-10

Arr, the scurvy deaths be not caused by the mystical allogeneic stem cell–derived potion VX-880, sayeth the company. Yo ho ho, says the Medscape Medical News.

In a language befitting a scurvy-riddled 17th century pirate, I be tellin' ye a tale of death and stem cells! Arrr, the deaths be unrelated to the investigational allogeneic stem cell–derived product known as VX-880, so says the company known as Medscape Medical News.
Ye see, me hearties, this VX-880 be a product made from stem cells, mateys! It be investigational, meanin' they be testin' it out like a pirate testin' the waters for hidden treasures. But fear not, for it ain't the cause of these unfortunate deaths, so they say.
Arrr, Medscape Medical News be clearin' the air, lettin' us know that these deaths be unrelated to this stem cell concoction. It be like blamin' a scallywag for the weather, it just don't make sense! So don't ye be worryin' 'bout VX-880, me hearties!
Now, ye may be wonderin' what be this VX-880 all about? Well, me mateys, it be derived from allogeneic stem cells, meanin' it be comin' from a donor, not yer own body. It be like borrowin' a piece o' eight from a fellow buccaneer. They be investigatin' this product to see if it be havin' any benefits or harms for us landlubbers.
But fear not, me lads and lasses, for VX-880 ain't to be blamin' for these deaths, says Medscape Medical News. So let the investigatin' continue, and may the winds of science blow us towards new treatments and cures, arrr!

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