The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr, scaldin' heat be makin' yer fingers freeze, says the learned sea dogs!"

2024-09-06

Avast ye! In a study of landlubbers with the shivers, both scorching heat and icy blasts be stirrin' up mighty bouts of Raynaud's mischief! Aye, 'tis a tale from Medscape Medical News that’ll have ye shakin' in yer boots, no matter the weather! Arrr!

Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round and lend an ear to a tale of the fickle winds of weather and their dastardly effects on the fine folks sufferin' from the dreaded Raynaud phenomenon! Aye, a study worthy of a captain's log be tellin' us that both the fiery breath of extreme heat and the icy grip of frigid cold be causin' more severe bouts of this troublesome ailment in those afflicted with systemic sclerosis.

Ye see, when the sun be blazin' like a cannonball, or when the chill o' the Arctic be settlin' in like a stowaway in yer hold, it seems our poor sailors and landlubbers alike be feelin’ the sting of Raynaud's rage! Aye, this phenomenon be makin' yer fingers and toes turn as blue as a pirate’s finest flag, a sight that would make even Davy Jones shudder in his boots!

So, hearken to this knowledge, me hearties! Whether ye be sailin' the high seas or loungin' in a tavern, remember to keep yerselves warm in the cold and cool in the heat, lest ye find yerselves in a right pickle! For the weather, like a treacherous captain, be as unpredictable as a rogue wave! Yarrr!

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