The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Yarrr! The land lubbers be sayin' the rural health system be ready to walk the plank! Aye, 'tis dire news indeed!

2024-05-09

Arrr, the new AMA captain be shoutin' for laws to make landlubber doctors sail to the countryside! 'Tis a grand call to arms for the healer folk to brave the wilds and tend to the rural scallywags. Aye, 'tis a bold move indeed!

Arrr, me hearties! The new AMA president be wantin' to bring more doctors to the countryside, ye see? By passin' laws to give incentives to those scallywags to set sail for the rural lands, we can be helpin' them who be in need of medical care but be livin' far from the big cities.

It be a grand plan, me mateys. We need all hands on deck to make sure the good people of the countryside be gettin' the medical attention they deserve. So let's rally the troops and make our voices heard in the halls of power!

So next time ye see a doctor, be sure to ask them if they be willin' to venture out to the rural areas. And if they be hesitant, remind them of the call to action from the new AMA president. Let's make sure no man, woman, or child be left without proper medical care, no matter where they may be sailin'!

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