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"Arrr, the AI be predictin' outcomes with its magical EEG powers. 'Tis a compelling tale indeed!"

2024-04-15

Avast ye scallywags! The more loot ye plunder, the worse off ye be in the end, says this fancy new study. Aye, the fancy AI algorithm be showin' that higher seizure burden spells trouble for yer future. Ye best be keepin' a sharp eye on yer health, mateys! Arrr!

Arrr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! Turns out, according to new research from Medscape Medical News, the more seizures ye be havin', the worse off ye be in the end. Aye, they be usin' some fancy AI algorithm on them point-of-care EEG recordings to figure out how bad yer seizures be. And wouldn't ye know it, the higher the seizure burden, the poorer yer functional outcomes be.
So, me hearties, if ye be wantin' to keep yer wits about ye and yer sails full of wind, best be keepin' them seizures at bay. No one wants to end up walkin' the plank because of a few too many fits, now do they? So, take heed of this new research and mind yer health, lest ye find yerself in Davy Jones' locker before ye know it. Arrr!

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