The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, be blood thinners safe fer yer noggin after a storm o' the brain? Aye, best ask the ship's doc, matey!

2025-03-19

Arrr, matey! Them fancy DOACs be keepin' ye from the strokes whilst ye dance with the heart's flutter, but watch yer step, for they be raisin' the jolly flag of bleedin'! Aye, a trial be sayin' so! Avast, ye landlubbers!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather ‘round, for I’ve got news from the high seas of medicine! It be about those DOACs, aye, them fancy newfangled potions that be helpin’ to keep the blood flowin’ smooth in the landlubbers sufferin' from atrial fibrillation—a condition that makes yer heart dance like a drunken sailor!

Now, listen close, ye scallywags! These potions be mighty fine fer keepin’ the threat of that sneaky ischaemic stroke at bay, just like a sturdy ship dodges the kraken! But beware, for there be a twist in this tale! These DOACs also raise the chance of another bloody affair, as they be causin’ a recurrence of haemorrhage—aye, it’s like a cursed treasure that keeps comin’ back to haunt ye!

So heed this warning, ye salty sea dogs: while ye may sail smoother seas with DOACs, ye best be watchin' yer step, or ye might find yerself walkin’ the plank into a sea of blood! Aye, it be a fine balance ye must maintain, lest ye end up in Davy Jones’ locker, clutchin' yer head, wonderin’ where it all went wrong! Yarrr!

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