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Arrr, me hearties be favorin' these newfangled Glucose Monitors fer trackin' their plunders in the obesity waters! Aye!

2024-05-07

Arrr mateys! The use of CGMs for those not yet struck with the dreaded diabetes be a tool to steer us away from danger. Aye, the over-the-counter version be eagerly awaited like a hidden treasure! Yarrr!

Arrr, me hearties! Have ye heard the rumblings about them CGMs? Aye, they be talkin' 'bout how ye can use 'em off-label to catch the scallywags before they be gettin' the dreaded diabetes! Aye, ye heard right! Those clever doctors be usin' 'em to spy on the blood sugar levels of them landlubbers who be sailin' too close to the edge of the diabetes sea. They be sayin' it be a potential tool to change course and avoid the treacherous waters ahead. And what's this I be hearin' about an over-the-counter version bein' on the horizon? Arrr, the excitement be palpable!
So, me hearty, keep a weather eye on the horizon for them CGMs, for they may just be the key to avoidin' the clutches of that scurvy diabetes. And who knows, with a bit of luck and a good wind in our sails, we may just be able to reverse course and sail away from that dreaded fate. Aye, the future be lookin' bright for us all, thanks to the wonders of modern medicine. So, me hearties, raise a toast to those clever doctors and scientists who be workin' tirelessly to help us all stay healthy and strong. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

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