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Arrr, those French lads be gettin' their sails trimmed more often these days, arrr! The sea be safer for it!

2024-02-23

In the year of our Lord 2021 and 2022, there be more scallywag men getting their sails trimmed than lasses in France! Arrr, the tides be changin' in the sea of sterilization, mateys! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spreadin' the tale far and wide!

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up ye landlubbers, for I've got a tale to tell ye about a curious happenin' in the land of France in the year 2021 and 2022. Aye, 'tis true that there were more scallywag men gettin' themselves sterilized than the fair maidens for the first time in history!
Ye see, according to the wise scribes at Medscape Medical News, 'twas a fact that caused many a raised eyebrow and plenty of rum-induced laughter amongst the crew. Who would've thought that the lads would be the ones takin' charge of preventin' little scallywags from runnin' amok?
Now, I can't help but wonder what drove these brave souls to make such a decision. Perhaps they had their fill of raisin' younglings or maybe they wanted to focus on pillagin' and plunderin' without the worry of addin' to their crew. Whatever the reason may be, 'tis a curious turn of events indeed!
So, me hearties, let us raise a tankard of grog to these bold swashbucklers who have taken the plunge into the waters of sterilization. May their sails be forever filled with fair winds and may they find peace in the knowledge that future generations of scallywags won't be followin' in their footsteps!

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