Avast ye! The top doctors in England be set to strike once more come October, mateys!
2023-08-24
Arrr! The scurvy senior NHS doctors in England be plannin' a grand strike fer three days, right in the midst o' the Conservative Party's annual conference in October, says the British Medical Association. Avast! <i>Reuters Health Information</i> be spreadin' the word.
Arr, me hearties! Avast ye! 'Tis a tale fit for the likes of Blackbeard himself! The senior NHS doctors in England be plannin' a strike, mark me words! And when be this strike happenin', ye ask? Right in the midst of the ruling Conservative Party's annual conference in October!Arr, the British Medical Association be the ones spillin' the beans on this here matter. They be sayin' that the doctors be raisin' their flags high and goin' on strike for not one, not two, but three whole days! Aye, ye heard me right, me mateys! Three days of no doctorin' for the landlubbers!
Now, ye might be wonderin' why these good doctors be takin' such drastic measures. 'Tis all about fair treatment, me hearties. They reckon the government ain't givin' them the respect they deserve. And what better time to make their voices heard than durin' the enemy's conference?
But fear not, me landlubbers, for the strike be limited to non-emergency care only. The doctors be knowin' that us scallywags still be needin' help when we're in dire straits. 'Tis a sensible move, if ye ask me. They be wantin' to make a point, but they ain't wantin' to see us sink to Davey Jones' locker.
So, me hearties, keep an eye on the news come October. If ye be in England and needin' a doctor, ye might have to wait a wee bit longer. But remember, this be all in good fun! The doctors be tryin' to fix the system, not make it worse. And who knows, maybe they'll find a treasure trove of solutions durin' their time off. Arrr!