The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

“Arrr! Beware the hidden iron beast—ye bones be crackin’ without a peep, matey! Avast, ye iron-lovin’ scallywags!”

2024-12-04

Arrr, matey! In this here study, too much iron be makin’ ye bones weaker than a landlubber's resolve! Beware the spine and arm fractures, for they be sneakier than a scallywag in the night! Aye, keep yer treasure in check!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I be spinnin' a yarn about iron overload, that cursed treasure ye never thought could weigh ye down! In a grand study, it be revealed that when ye hoard iron like a scallywag hoardin' doubloons, ye be risin' yer chances of sufferin’ from those nasty osteoporotic fractures. Aye, yer bones be more fragile than a ship’s hull in a storm!

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