Arrr, matey! Which scallywag potions be savin' landlubbers from the sniffles of the dreaded influenza curse?
2025-01-24
Arrr, matey! Those potions ye be takin’ don’t do much but make ye feel like a scallywag! They ain’t stoppin’ the plunderin’ of yer health nor keepin’ ye off the plank, whether ye be a landlubber or a salty sea dog! Avast! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be sayin’ so!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round me hearties, for I bring ye news from the treacherous seas of medicine! Aye, ye heard it right; most of those fancy potions and powders that the landlubbers call drugs ain't doin' a lick of good for the scallywags in need! Whether ye be a lowly deckhand or a high-and-mighty captain, these concoctions be no more helpful than a hole in a ship!