The Booty Report

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"Aye matey! Group care be like a trusty ship; it keeps ye from the treacherous shores of the ol' emergency!"

2024-11-26

Arrr, matey! A jolly study shows that landlubbers who be seekin' their trusty ship's doc after the sun sets be makin' fewer treks to the dreaded emergency cove than those scallywags hittin' the walk-in shanties! Aye, keep yer compass set, and ye'll sail smooth!

"Aye matey! Group care be like a trusty ship; it keeps ye from the treacherous shores of the ol' emergency!"

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round ye scallywags and lend me yer ears, fer a tale from the land of the healers be brewin’! A new study be revealin’ that those ol’ landlubbers who be seekin’ the wisdom o’ their trusty family physicians after the sun sets be makin’ fewer treks to the dreaded emergency department than those scallywags who be wanderin’ off to them out-of-group walk-in establishments. Aye, it seems that knowin’ yer doctor be like havin’ a shipmate ye can rely on when the seas be stormy!

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