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"Arrr, matey! Swallowin' them happiness potions be makin’ ye plump by a measly 2%! Blimey, where’s me rum?"

2025-03-27

Arrr! Though them magic potions for the mind be workin’ wonders, a fresh tale from the sea o’ studies warns that the fair lasses and young scallywags be packin' on the pounds! Avast, me hearties, tread lightly with yer remedies! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of medicine and mirth! Aye, ye see, the magical potions known as antidepressants be workin' wonders fer the souls adrift in the stormy seas of depression. But lo and behold, a recent scallywag of a study has thrown a spanner in the works! It warns of a dastardly side effect—weight gain, especially among the fair maidens and the sprightly young lads!

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