Ye scurvy dogs with hEDS be telling tales o' loose skin and marks on their hide!
2023-12-07
Yarrr, me hearties! Scalawags with the hypermobile Ehlers Danlos be sportin' hairy blockades, swarming mast cells, and itchy skin. Aye, these be common afflictions. Savvy? <i>MDedge News</i>
In the ancient tongue of a 17th century pirate, be I to relay the curious findings of a study! Arr! It seems that this study, conducted by the fine minds at MDedge News, discovered that me hearties with the hypermobile Ehlers Danlos syndrome often be presenting with a plethora of curious ailments! Aye, they be suffering from the likes of follicular occlusion, mast cell disease, and even eczema!Now, ye may be wonderin', what in the seven seas be follicular occlusion? Well, me hearties, it be a condition where the hair follicles be gettin' clogged up and infected. Aye, it be a mighty unpleasant affliction, indeed. And as for mast cell disease, that be a condition where the mast cells in yer body be goin' a bit haywire, causin' all sorts o' trouble. And lastly, we have eczema, me lads and lasses. Aye, that be a skin condition that be makin' yer skin all red and itchy. Ye wouldn't want to scratch like a landlubber with that, I tell ye!
Now, it be truly curious that these ailments be common amongst those with the hypermobile Ehlers Danlos syndrome. This be a condition that be makin' a body's connective tissues all stretchy-like, causin' joints to be a bit wonky. It be like havin' elastic in yer bones, I reckon!
So, there ye have it, me hearties! The fine folks at MDedge News have uncovered some truly fascinating findings about the hypermobile Ehlers Danlos syndrome. Aye, those afflicted with this condition be battlin' against follicular occlusion, mast cell disease, and eczema. 'Tis a rough voyage for them, indeed! But fear not, for with further study and understanding, maybe one day we'll be able to help these poor souls find some relief. Until then, let's raise a mug o' grog to their health and cheer 'em on! Yo ho ho!