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Yarrr mateys, cuttin' be better than potions for clearin' blood clots in the brain! Arrr!

2024-04-10

Arrr mateys! 'Tis good news fer those cursed with deadly strokes, but 'tis only good fer a chosen few, says one wise expert. Aye, the seas be rough but there be hope on the horizon!

Arrr mateys! Listen up ye scallywags! This here news be tellin' us that deadly strokes may be gettin' a boost in functional outcome, but don't be gettin' too excited just yet. The benefits be only for a select group o' patients, says one expert. Aye, 'tis a welcome findin', but don't be thinkin' it be helpin' every soul who be sufferin' from them cursed strokes.
So, what be this meanin' for us landlubbers? Well, it be showin' that there be hope for some who be facin' these deadly strokes. But ye best be consultin' with a wise medical professional to see if ye be one o' the lucky ones who can benefit from this news. Don't be takin' chances with yer health, me hearties!
So, in conclusion, it be good news for some, but not for all. Keep a weather eye on the horizon and stay informed about yer health, me buckos. And remember, even in the face of adversity, there be always a glimmer o' hope on the horizon. Sail on, me hearties, sail on!

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