The Booty Report

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"Arrr, not many landlubbers willing to care for wee scallywags with the dreaded OUD! Avast, the struggle be real!"

2024-02-28

Arrr matey, tis be said that these land lubbers of pediatricians be more keen to send ye scallywags to seek help for poppy juice than for grog trouble. Aye, 'tis a curious find indeed, me hearties!

Arrr mateys, listen up! A new survey has found that pediatricians be less likely to be givin' counselin' to young scallywags strugglin' with opioid abuse than to those battlin' the demon drink known as alcohol. Instead of helpin' them on their journey to recovery, they be sendin' them off to seek care elsewhere. It be like tellin' someone to walk the plank without even offerin' a life preserver!
Ye see, these landlubbers be needin' proper guidance and support to steer their ship back on course. But instead, they be left to fend for themselves in turbulent waters. It be a shame that these young buccaneers be left to face such treacherous seas alone.
So let this be a lesson to all ye pediatricians out there – be offerin' the same help and support to those strugglin' with opioid abuse as ye would to those battlin' the bottle. We be all in this together, tryin' to navigate the stormy seas of addiction. Let's be lendin' a hand to those in need, no matter the substance they be fightin' against. Arrr!

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