Biden be seekin' funds fer Israel an' Ukraine, where scurvy dogs be spreadin' their anti-Jewish wrath! Arrr, other news ye scallywags!
2023-10-20
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Arrr, it seems that college campuses be turnin' into hotbeds of antisemitic fervor! Them experts be warnin' us about it, so be on the lookout, me hearties. Read all about it here, if ye be brave enough.
Now, me hearties, it be a rocky path to the majority in the House, and Jordan be tryin' for a third vote. The House be sinkin' deeper into limbo, so keep yer eyes on the horizon for more news on this matter.
Avast! A Republican governor be exasperated and announcin' that he be securin' the US border on his own. Seems like he be takin' matters into his own hands, me hearties. Read all about it here, if ye be interested.
Ahoy, me hearties! Let's not forget the story of Thornton Prince, the American who gave us the glorious Nashville hot chicken. He be a man of many passions, so be sure to read all about him here.
Arrr, several House Republicans be showin' no remorse after votin' to oust McCarthy. They be standin' by their decision, me hearties. Read all about it here, if ye be curious.
Blimey, there be a hidden camera showin' lawyers plannin' how to get around a ban on CRT for teachers. Seems like they be tryin' to find loopholes, me hearties. Watch the video here, if ye be wantin' to see for yerself.
Arrr, a GOP lawmaker be callin' for a chairwoman to lose her gavel over opposition to Jordan. Seems like there be some disagreements, me hearties. Read all about it here, if ye be interested.
Avast! Rashida Tlaib be barred from Israel briefings due to spreadin' misinformation about a Gaza hospital explosion. Read all about it here, me hearties.
Arrr, the media be takin' heat for runnin' with Hamas' framings of a hospital explosion. Seems like they be gettin' egg on their faces, me hearties. Read all about it here, if ye be wantin' a good laugh.
There be more news, me hearties! An Israeli journalist be revealin' what his countrymen be thinkin' of Biden and the worst things he's seen in war. Read all about it here.
Ahoy, there be much more news to plunder, but I be runnin' out of space. Click on the links to read the full stories, me hearties. Until next time, stay safe and keep a weather eye on the horizon!