The Booty Report

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Avast, ye scurvy dogs! A swashbucklin' doctor, me former matey, be kidnappin' a poor nursin' student. All ends in a bloody murder-suicide, sailin' through three vast states!

2023-10-20

Avast ye scurvy dogs! A scallywag of a gynecologist did abduct his former lass, sent a shot to her noggin, then met Davy Jones himself in a crime spree that spanned three states. So say the constables, mateys!

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, in a humorous tone, the story goes as follows. Avast ye, landlubbers! If ye or someone ye know be a victim of domestic abuse, speak up and call the National Domestic Violence Hotline at 800-799-7233, arrr! Now, listen to this tale of treachery and tragedy. A scurvy doctor from Michigan, by the name of Justin Wendling, be kidnappin' his ex-girlfriend, a nursing student named Gina Bryant. He be shootin' her in the head at a truck stop in Illinois, and then takin' his own miserable life in Iowa, aye. 'Tis a sad and gruesome tale o' domestic violence, says Bryant's best mate, Charlotte Jolly. The poor lass be tryin' to flee, but Wendling caught her on camera, makin' a proper mess of things. She be missin' after leavin' work, and her boss be reportin' her missin'. Turns out Wendling be waitin' for her at her home, and like a scurvy pirate, he be takin' her away. They struggled at a truck stop in Illinois, and he shot her in front of witnesses. The coward confessed to his parents and fled, but the law caught up to him in Iowa, where he took his own miserable life. Bryant had ended their relationship and moved out, tellin' her family of the abuse she suffered. 'Tis a tragic loss, says the dean of her nursing school. Gina be a bright lass with a kind heart, and her loss be deeply felt by the community. May she rest in peace, and may her story serve as a reminder to speak up against domestic violence, ye scallywags!

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