The Booty Report

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Arr, th' Supreme Court be pressin' th' pause button on th' Rulin' what be stoppin' Biden's parley with tech scallywags.

2023-10-20

Arrr, the court be settin' sail to listen to the administration's plea, makin' way fer a grand decision on how much power the government can wield to make these scurvy sites walk the plank and delete all that misinformed bilge.

Arrr, me hearties! Gather round, for I have news from the courts that be as peculiar as a three-legged parrot. The court, in all its wisdom, has decided to lend an ear to the administration's appeal. Aye, ye heard right! They be paving the way for a grand ruling on how much power the government be havin' to make these scurvy sites delete what they be callin' misinformation. Now, ye might be wonderin', what be all this fuss about?

Well, mateys, it be a tale as twisted as a barnacle-covered rope. Ye see, the administration be claimin' that they can be encouragin' these here websites to get rid of what they be assertin' as misinformation. Aye, they be wantin' to don the captain's hat and steer the ship of information, deletin' whatever be displeasin' to their eyes. But the question be, how far can they be pushin' this ship? Can they be makin' websites walk the plank if they don't be complyin'?

Now, this be a matter of great importance, me hearties. It be touchin' on the very essence of free speech and the power of the government. Can they be meddlin' with what we be seein' and hearin' on these vast internet seas? Can they be settin' the course for what information be allowed to sail and what be sent to Davy Jones' locker?

Arrr, the court be weighin' this matter heavily, for it be a matter of liberty and control. It be a battle between those who be wantin' the government to have the power to clear the waters of misinformation and those who be fearin' the government's cutlass in such matters. So, me hearties, stay tuned, for a major ruling be on the horizon. We be waitin' to see if the government can be the captain of the information ship or if they be walkin' the plank themselves.

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