Avast ye, mateys! 'Tis a tale of mutiny amongst the donors at Penn, hidden in the shadows, ye see!
2023-10-26
Arr, there be some scallywags among the alumni, clamorin' for the cap'n to walk the plank! They be mighty peeved 'bout a fancy Palestinian conference, Penn's reaction to them Hamas attacks, and all that D.E.I. and transgender rights! Yo ho ho!
Arr, me hearties! Seems like there be some scallywags among the alumni who be wantin' the president to walk the plank! They be as angry as a stormy sea about a Palestinian conference and the way Penn be handlin' the attacks from the scurvy dogs of Hamas. But that ain't all! They be raisin' their voices about D.E.I. (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion) and the rights of them transgender souls!Now, I reckon ye might be wonderin' what be so rousin' about this conference that be makin' these alumni jump like a bunch of landlubbers on a pirate ship! Well, it seems this Palestinian affair be stirrin' up quite the controversy. Some be sayin' it be a matter of supportin' freedom of speech and academic freedom, but them angry alumni be seein' it as a sign of the university takin' a side in the ol' conflict. They be thinkin' the president should be walkin' the plank for not takin' a strong stance against the scoundrels of Hamas!
But avast ye! That ain't the only cannonball these bilge rats be firin'! They also be raisin' a fuss about D.E.I. and transgender rights. They be demandin' more action and less talk when it comes to creatin' a diverse and inclusive campus. And as for the rights of them transgender souls, these alumni be thinkin' the university should be doin' more to protect and support 'em. They be shoutin' from the crow's nest, demandin' change!
So there ye have it, me buckos! Some alumni be settin' their sights on the president's head, and they be blamin' it on the Palestinian conference, Penn's response to them scurvy dogs of Hamas, and the issues of D.E.I. and transgender rights. It be a storm brewin' on the horizon, and only time will tell if the president will be able to weather the rough seas ahead!