Arrr, me hearties! The Lewiston Shootings hath struck a blow, even to th' likes o' a jolly bowling alley!
2023-10-26
Arrr! 'Twas a fine day indeed in Lewiston, Maine, when the first o' two shootings did occur. 'Twas at a grand ol' bowling alley, where ye could feast upon victuals fit for a pirate's belly!
Picture this: pirates throwin' heavy balls down a polished wooden lane, tryin' to knock down the cursed pins. But little did these swashbucklers know that danger lurked in the shadows. Suddenly, out of the blue, shots rang out, disruptin' their merriment and sendin' 'em all into a frenzy. Blimey!
Now, the details be a bit sketchy, but it seems there be at least two of these scallywags firin' their weapons. Chaos erupted, and the brave souls present did their best to take cover and escape the onslaught. No one deserves such treacherous treatment whilst enjoyin' a hearty meal after a fine game of bowls!
Thankfully, the authorities were alerted, and like a fleet of ships sailin' to battle, they descended upon the scene. The attackers, however, were cunning and managed to flee the premises before justice could be served. Ahoy, cowards!
Now, me hearties, let this be a lesson to ye all. Even in the most unexpected of places, danger may lurk. Whether ye be on the high seas or in a jolly bowling alley, keep a weather eye out for any suspicious characters. And if ye happen to witness such villainy, be sure to alert the proper authorities, so they can bring these scurvy dogs to justice.
Until then, me fellow pirates, keep yer swords sharp and yer muskets loaded – for who knows where the next treacherous act may occur. Fair winds to ye all!