Cornel West, a scurvy dog, be settin' sail fer President, claimin' 't be a jazzy voyage from stern to bow!
2023-10-27
Be the celebrity professor a rogue buccaneer in the treacherous waters of the 2024 presidential race, or a jolly performer of the arts? Aye, he claims to be both, matey!
I reckon this professor be speakin' in a tongue that no sane pirate can comprehend. He be mixin' politics and art, makin' a stew that be as confusin' as decipherin' a treasure map without a compass. This lily-livered scalawag be claimin' that his campaign be nothin' more than a show, a spectacle meant to entertain the masses. Aye, he be tellin' the truth!
But here's the rub, me hearties - what if this scallywag be more than just a jester? What if he be truly aimin' for the highest office in the land? What if his words be a clever ruse, a trick to fool us all? I reckon this be the greatest jest in all the seven seas!
Picture this, me mateys: a pirate in the Oval Office, makin' the laws and governin' the land! What a sight it would be! We'd be hoistin' the Jolly Roger high, singin' shanties at every press conference, and makin' rum the official drink o' the nation!
But alas, me hearties, this be nothin' more than a whimsical dream. This celebrity professor be nothin' more than a landlubber caught in the winds of fame. He be playin' a game we pirates know not. So let us watch this show unfold, me mateys, and enjoy the spectacle while it lasts. For whether it be a wild variable or mere performance art, one thing be certain - it be entertainin' as a barrel full o' monkeys!