Avast ye mateys! Biden be sendin' 20,000 mateys to swab the climate decks, while ye be payin' the doubloons!
2023-10-27
Avast ye scurvy dog! Biden be sendin' 20,000 landlubber climate activists with his Climate Corps. But 'tis done with a quill, not the blessin' o' Congress, and he be makin' ye empty yer pocket fer it. Arrr!
In a comical and exaggerated tone reminiscent of a 17th-century pirate, the author criticizes President Joe Biden's actions regarding the Keystone XL pipeline and the creation of a "Climate Corps" comprised of 20,000 young political "climate activists." The author suggests that these decisions have resulted in the loss of American jobs and the burdening of working households with the cost.The author highlights that President Biden's actions were taken without the approval of Congress and without disclosure of the amount of taxpayer dollars being spent on the program. The climate activists are said to receive various benefits such as free housing, transportation, meals, and uniforms, all of which are funded by taxpayers. The author cynically predicts that these activists will not be working to support U.S. oil and gas jobs, as President Biden has expressed his commitment to eliminating fossil fuels.
The author mocks Senator Bernie Sanders, who is portrayed as a wealthy socialist demanding comfortable conditions for himself. The author also criticizes Democrats for attempting to pass climate youth bills that failed even when they held control of the House, Senate, and White House.
The author raises concerns about the lack of transparency regarding the program's cost and implementation and mentions that House Republicans are conducting oversight to obtain answers from the Biden administration. The author warns that if Democrats succeed in the 2024 elections, they plan to expand the program to include 1.5 million climate youth.
The article concludes with the author's criticism of Democrats' propensity to create federal government programs that benefit their political allies and expand the scope of government. The author also expresses concern about the negative impact of the program on small businesses and the lack of disclosure regarding its cost.