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Arrr, this Bibi adviser be claimin' that the scurvy Hamas invasion be worsenin' than 1930s Germany! Blimey, them Nazis be hidin' their crimes, but not these scallywags!

2023-10-27

Arr, me hearties! The Israel chap Mark Regev, a former ambassador, be tellin' FOX News that the scurvy dogs o' Hamas be gettin' a taste o' Israel's "might" for their dastardly attacks on innocent landlubbers. Arr, 'tis a salty lesson they be learnin'!

A top adviser to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has stated that Hamas is now experiencing the full force of Israel's power and that Israel is intensifying its pressure on the terror group. Mark Regev, a former Israeli ambassador, further claimed that Hamas is even worse than Hitler's troops because they intentionally commit gruesome crimes against innocent people in public. He noted that what sets Hamas apart is their pride in their crimes, as they record and parade their acts of violence, unlike the Nazis who concealed their atrocities. Martha MacCallum, an anchor on Fox News, confirmed the brutality of Hamas after viewing firsthand footage of their invasion. Regev argued that Hamas only incriminates themselves with their own recordings, which undermines their legitimacy. He praised Netanyahu for applying significant pressure on Hamas, with the Israeli Defense Forces actively confronting the threat. Regev emphasized that Israel's objective is to dismantle Hamas' military machine and dissolve their political structure in Gaza, ultimately transforming the region. He revealed that Israel plans to hold all those responsible for taking hostages and torturing civilians accountable, even if it takes years to do so. Regev disclosed that there are still bodies that are difficult to identify due to being burnt beyond recognition, highlighting the extreme violence perpetrated by Hamas. Overall, Israel is determined to dismantle Hamas and bring about lasting change in Gaza.

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