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Arrr! Methinks RFK Jr.'s intruder be accounted for in Secret Service's danger tally, but DHS be denyin' protection!

2023-10-27

Arrr, in the merry month of June, the Secret Service be spyin' on a scoundrel who sneaked into Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.'s fine Los Angeles abode not once, but twice, mind ye! Aye, they reckon this rascal be a threat to the safety of the independent presidential candidate, arrr!

In a humorous tone reminiscent of a 17th-century pirate, a Fox News report reveals that a person named Jonathan Macht was arrested twice in one day for trespassing on the property of Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. Interestingly, Kennedy had previously requested Secret Service protection due to being listed as a potential risk in a Secret Service risk assessment. However, the Department of Homeland Security rejected Kennedy's request, leading to the bizarre incident with Macht. The risk assessment mentioned a person who had sent inappropriate communications to Kennedy, and it is believed that Macht is the individual in question. Kennedy himself revealed that Macht had sent him numerous threatening emails, including one mentioning a bullet in his brain. Kennedy expressed his frustration with the Biden administration, suggesting that the denial of Secret Service protection was a political decision. He also criticized the apparent weaponization of law enforcement agencies. Kennedy recounted a separate incident in which a gunman tried to approach him, but his team discovered the individual's fake badge and weapons. Following this incident, Kennedy's team requested Secret Service protection again, only to be denied once more. The report explains that the Secret Service does not independently initiate candidate protection and that the final decision rests with the Secretary of Homeland Security. The article concludes by stating that the DHS did not respond to Fox News Digital's request for comment, and the White House declined to comment on Kennedy's claims of law enforcement agency weaponization.

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