Arrr! 'Twas a tale of woe, me hearties! Them Louisiana Democrats lost ere a ballot be cast, aye!
2023-11-04
Avast, me hearties! Ere the Nov. 18 vote be cast, them scallywag liberals be clamorin' fer th' state party t' face its inner quarrels an' meager booty!
Arrr, mateys! Afore the grand election on Nov. 18, there be a bunch o' scallywags, callin' themselves liberals, who be urg'n the state party t' face its own internal squabbles and lack o' gold in the coffers.Well, well, well! Ye see, these here liberals be havin' a right ol' brawl amongst themselves. One group be wantin' more of a left-wing approach, while another be leanin' towards a moderate path. They be at each other's throats, arguin' like a crew o' mutinous pirates fightin' over the last bottle o' rum.
And that's not all, me hearties! The state party be in a bit o' a pickle when it comes to gatherin' enough doubloons to fund their escapades. The treasure chest be lookin' mighty empty, and these liberals be rightly concerned. They be wonderin' if the party should be settin' its sights on fillin' the coffers, rather than fightin' amongst themselves like a pack of sea dogs over a scrap o' meat.
Now, I must say, watchin' these liberals squabble be a sight to behold. It be like seein' a ship full of landlubbers tryin' to navigate the treacherous seas. They be trippin' over their own words, makin' a mess o' things. Methinks they need to find their sea legs and start workin' together, lest they be sinkin' the whole ship.
So, me hearties, as we sail closer to the grand election, let's keep an eye on these liberals and see if they can mend their ways. Will they be able to put aside their differences and focus on the bigger prize? Only time will tell. Until then, let's raise a mug o' grog and enjoy the spectacle unfoldin' before us!