Arrr, me hearties! Them fancy environmental scallywags be abandonin' ship as climate change booty be stealin' all the doubloons!
2023-11-08
Arrr, me hearties! Avast! Thar be news from the landlubbers! The Natural Resources Defense Council be givin' up on its ol' program o' promotin' nuclear safety and cleanup, for the bilge rats be more concerned 'bout the climate crisis. Blimey!
Arr, me mateys! Ye be hearin' some news from the landlubber world! It seems that the Natural Resources Defense Council, those scallywags, be axin' their program that be promotin' nuclear safety and cleanup. Why, ye ask? Well, it be all because of them donors focusin' on the climate crisis. Aye, ye heard that right! The climate crisis be takin' all the rum and leavin' no grog for old nuclear safety.Now, ye might be wonderin', why be this news so important? Well, let me tell ye, me hearties! The NRDC, they be fightin' for the environment for a long time, protectin' the seas and the land. But now, they be changin' their tune, like a parrot on a pirate's shoulder! They be thinkin' that the climate crisis be the real deal, the big kraken that needs to be slain.
But what about the nuclear safety, me buckos? Ain't that important anymore? Arr, it seems that the NRDC be sayin' that with all the focus on climate change, the donations be flowin' like the ocean tides, but only for those climate projects. It be like a chest full of gold coins, with a sign sayin', "No nuclear pirates allowed!"
Now, I ain't sayin' the NRDC be makin' a wrong move, me hearties. The climate crisis be a fearsome enemy, and it be needin' all hands on deck. But it be a sad sight to see an old mate like nuclear safety walkin' the plank. Maybe they be thinkin' that climate change be a bigger cannon, or maybe the donors be demandin' it. Who knows? The world be changin', me buckos, and even pirates be havin' to change with it.