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Arrr! Israel be marchin' forth into Gaza, makin' the UN count 15,000 scared souls fleein' to the South!

2023-11-09

Arr, mateys! On the day of Wednesday, Israel be venturing into the very heart of Gaza City, with the United Nations reckonin' that a swarm of 15,000 souls fled to southern Gaza the day afore. The good ol' ministry o' health, run by the likes o' Hamas, be claimin' that around 10,000 Gazans have been sent to Davy Jones' locker in this here battle. But, they be forgettin' to tell ye who be the rascally terrorists and who be the innocent landlubbers!

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