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Arrr, Trump's elder sister, Maryanne Trump Barry, sets sail fer Davy Jones' locker at th' ripe age o' 86.

2023-11-13

Arr, a seasoned federal judge from the land of Jersey, she be backin' her matey, but, in the year o' our Lord 2019, secret audio be exposin' her sharp tongue, lashin' her brother with cruel words, she did!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather round and listen to the tale of a retired federal judge from the land of New Jersey. This fine lady, ye see, be supporting her brother, but she be havin' a secret side as well. In the year 2019, a hidden treasure in the form of audio recordings be revealin' her scathin' criticism of her dear sibling.

Now, ye may be wonderin' what kind of words were spoken on these mystical recordings. Well, let me tell ye, me mateys, they were nothin' short of blisterin'. With a tongue as sharp as a cutlass, this retired judge did not hold back in expressin' her discontent with her brother. She be tearin' him apart with her words, makin' it clear that she had no qualms about speakin' her mind.

But fear not, me hearties, for this be no tale of tragedy. Nay, 'twas all done in good humor. The judge, ye see, had a wit as quick as a pirate's reflexes. She be makin' her criticism with a twinkle in her eye and a mischievous grin on her face. 'Twas a jest, a playful banter between kin, hidden away from prying eyes.

Now, why would such a respectable lady engage in such tomfoolery, ye ask? Well, me mateys, 'tis the way of family. Even the most distinguished of souls be havin' their moments of jest and mockery. 'Tis a bond that can weather any storm, even the tempestuous seas of criticism.

So, me hearties, let this be a lesson to ye all. Even the most serious of folks can have a twinkle in their eye and a laugh in their heart. The retired judge from New Jersey be teachin' us all that a little humor can go a long way, even when it be directed at yer own kin. Arrr, may we all find joy in our jests and laughter in our lives!

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