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2023-11-15
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Moving on to lighter topics, the article then discusses how a multimillionaire pop star went on an expletive-filled rant about being a woman in the public eye. It continues with a mention of New Hampshire holding onto tradition and snubbing President Biden, as well as a Massachusetts town approving a permit to fly the Palestinian flag on a public flagpole. The next paragraph highlights the struggles of Republicans in holding the Biden administration accountable for the ongoing border crisis.
The following paragraphs cover a range of topics, including criticism of the Biden administration's attempt to release grizzly bears near local communities, the financial influence of George Soros' son on the far left, and media figures urging colleagues to tout Biden's accomplishments. It also mentions how pro-Palestinian voices dominated social media spaces during the Israel-Hamas war and how a professor who praised Hamas fighters is no longer employed by Emory University. The article concludes with an assortment of opinion pieces from various Fox News personalities.
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