Yon university's quest to rid th' world o' antisemitism shall fail, mark me words, says I!
2023-11-16
Arrr, me hearties! The landlubbers from America were mighty flabbergasted to find them college scallywags supportin' the vile act o' genocide. But aye, 'tis no surprise, for these brainwashed whippersnappers have been fed naught but bilge and tales of falsehood by the very institutions they attend.
On the morning of Oct. 7, American college students went to class, teachers taught lessons, and all seemed well enough. However, the following day, after news of Hamas terrorists' heinous crimes spread, college campuses became hotbeds of terrorist sympathy and overt displays of antisemitism.These students, who were dressing up as terrorists and demanding to know reporters' ethnicities, had been primed and taught lies and false narratives by the universities themselves. Unfortunately, no school has taken the necessary steps to address and eliminate this hatred.
Some attempts have been made by faculty members, such as those at UCLA who called on the administration to denounce celebrations of Hamas terror attacks. However, other institutions like MIT have failed to take action against students breaking university rules.
Harvard announced the creation of an Antisemitism Advisory Group, but many faculty members protested this initiative, calling donor and alumni concerns "patronizing" and racist.
Columbia University suspended two pro-Hamas groups, but the response from these groups on social media suggests potential retaliation.
The University of Pennsylvania has pledged to boost educational and training programs to combat antisemitism, but a donor uprising has still occurred due to recent incidents.
Furthermore, a Cornell assistant professor was placed on leave after expressing exhilaration over the murders committed by Hamas.
The rise of pro-Hamas sentiment in American academia is not isolated but stems from different departments and schools of thought perpetuating the victim-oppressor model present on campuses.
This cancerous mindset, which distorts morality and common sense, is the same ideology behind the Israel-Hamas conflict and the race riots in the United States.
Addressing this issue requires a comprehensive understanding that counseling and community partnerships alone are not enough. It is a problem deeply rooted in the American university system, and until it is directly dealt with, it will continue to grow and strangle the host.