Avast ye mateys! 'Tis be true, Gavin Newsom found his hidden GOP treasure, says Greg Gutfeld! Arrr!
2023-11-15
Arr, ye scallywags on the 'Gutfeld!' panel be prattlin' 'bout why this landlubber Newsom be makin' San Francisco a place ye'd actually fancy dwellin' in. Aye, me hearties, 'tis a puzzler!
In a humorous tone, the passage discusses Governor Gavin Newsom's recent actions in San Francisco during the Asian Pacific Economic Cooperation Conference. The author sarcastically praises Newsom for suddenly adopting Republican-like policies to make the city more presentable for the conference. They mock his attempt to clean up the streets and remove homeless individuals overnight, comparing it to President Xi Jinping's control over his citizens. The author implies that Newsom's sudden conservative approach proves that progressive policies do not work in the real world. They also criticize Newsom's response to a recent freeway fire near a homeless camp, suggesting that California politicians may be to blame. The author concludes by suggesting that Newsom's actions in San Francisco may not make up for his overall track record in the state, but humorously encourages him to run for president and promises that, if elected, he will make America just as terrible as California. The passage is written in a satirical manner, using exaggerated language and mocking the left's agenda.