Arrr, matey! The most dreadful Marvel flick be also the most ye cringe-worthy voyage upon the silver screen!
2023-11-17
Arrr, the 33rd flick in thar Marvel picture saga be finally out, and by Davy Jones' locker, it be sufferin' from the feeblest start ever seen! Ye scallywags best beware, for this be no treasure worth seekin'!
In the language of a 17th century pirate, the 33rd film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU), called "The Marvels," recently experienced the lowest opening in MCU history. The MCU, known for its famous comic book heroes such as Captain America, Iron Man, and Spider-Man, has been incredibly successful, making roughly $30 billion, three times more than the "Star Wars" universe. However, Disney executives sought to make the universe more diverse, political, and hip, much to the disappointment of fans. After "Avengers: Endgame," which killed off and aged beloved characters, the MCU's decline into irrelevance and "woke-dom" began. The movies used to be predictable and enjoyable, but now they are filled with pandering and political messaging. The inclusion of all-female scenes in "Endgame" and the focus on diversity in "The Marvels" have drawn criticism from fans who just want to be entertained. The failure of "The Marvels" has upset those on the left who celebrate diversity and criticize any criticism of diverse movies. Disney has been gradually incorporating woke-ism into the MCU, replacing original Avengers with more diverse counterparts and focusing on issues like racism and feminism. However, fans just want to see strong characters and strong action, not be lectured. Movies like "Black Panther," and the "Terminator" and "Aliens" franchises have succeeded because they deliver what fans want – entertainment and fun. Disney, on the other hand, seems incapable of providing that.