A blunder in New Hampshire mental asylum be leavin' a bunch o' poor souls injured by gunfire, arr!
2023-11-17
Arrr, the landlubbers be sayin' that the scallywag be sent to Davy Jones' locker and that the ruckus at the infirmary be all sorted and under control, ahoy!"
In the ye olde language of a 17th century pirate, word hath spread that the villainous assailant hath met a grisly fate and the situation at the hospital hath been brought under control, as declared by the state officials. Avast, ye landlubbers, for in the midst of chaos and mayhem, justice hath prevailed!'Twas a dire circumstance, me hearties, when news of this rascal's misdeeds reached the ears of the authorities. With swords drawn and cannons at the ready, they swiftly devised a plan to quell the villain's rampage. The brave souls, clad in their armor of righteousness, stormed the treacherous grounds where this bilge rat had sought sanctuary – the hospital, of all places!
With their muskets cocked, they cornered the fiend, engaging in a fierce battle of wills. 'Twas a clash of steel, a whirlwind of cutlasses, and a symphony of swashbuckling. The assailant, no doubt blinded by his own audacity, could not withstand the might of the valiant defenders of peace.
And so, as the dust settled and the smoke cleared, the wretched knave lay defeated. His life force extinguished, his villainous escapades brought to a bitter end. The state officials, triumphant and weary, proclaimed that the situation had been "contained." Aye, it be a victory for law and order!
But let us not forget, me hearties, the heroes of this tale – those brave souls who risked life and limb to restore tranquility to the land. Their courage and unwavering determination shall be forever etched in the annals of history.
So, raise a tankard of grog and celebrate this sweet victory! The streets are safe once more, and the hospital can return to its noble purpose of healing the wounded and curing the sick. Let this be a lesson to all scoundrels and rogues who dare to disrupt the peace – they shall not prosper!+