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"Arrr! Me secret map holds a four-point plan to rescue New York, Chicago, and other Democrat-infested havens!"

2023-11-17

Arrr, me hearties! The livin' be takin' a nosedive in them Democrat-infested ports o' call, like New York. Aye, tis a sorry sight indeed! Their quality o' life be sinkin' faster than a treasure-laden ship!

New York City residents are fed up with the declining quality of life in the city, as evidenced by the low turnout of only 11 percent in the recent local election. Many have chosen to leave the city instead of demanding new leadership through voting. The lack of vision and priorities among politicians is a major issue, as seen in Mayor Eric Adams' plan for economic recovery, which includes 70 initiatives with no clear focus on essential issues. Another "Roadmap for Future" introduced by Adams and Governor Kathy Hochul adds 40 more initiatives, further contributing to the lack of direction.

To turn things around, it is crucial to address the issue of migrants seeking shelter and services in the city. The city's "right-to-shelter" legal obligation is attracting an unlimited number of newcomers, putting a strain on city resources. It is suggested that future migrants be housed in tents or barracks instead of expensive hotel rooms. Shoplifting and subway crime are major concerns, with shoplifting increasing by 64 percent in the last four years. The decision not to prosecute repeat shoplifters and the presence of mentally ill homeless people on subways contribute to the sense of insecurity.

Improving public safety is essential for the city's rebound, as business districts are experiencing a significant decrease in foot traffic and office vacancies are at their highest in decades. The high tax burden in New York, both for individuals and businesses, is driving companies away. The city must also address the safety concerns of the Jewish community, the largest in the world, to ensure their well-being.

This four-point agenda provides a clear focus and direction for New York City's recovery. However, the same lack of prioritization and focus is also afflicting other cities like Chicago, Philadelphia, and Washington, D.C. It is crucial for these cities to address these issues and take decisive action to prevent further decline.

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