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Doth any other scurvy dog care 'bout th' cursed profanity that flows from our gobs? Arrr!

2023-11-18

Avast ye! I be no prude, aye, and I've been known to let out a few "naughty words" upon occasion. Yet, it seems the very walls that once guarded against foul speech in good company have met their untimely demise, with naught a whisper. Arr!

In this humorous piece written in the voice of a 17th century pirate, the author laments the prevalence of four-letter words in today's society. They reminisce about a time when profanity was shocking and not commonly used, sharing personal anecdotes of encounters with explicit language. The author reflects on the cultural shifts that have occurred, from the introduction of vulgar language in print to the acceptance of obscenities in comedy, late-night TV, and social media. They point out the loss of subtlety and creativity that comes with an increase in profanity, highlighting how limits used to enhance comedy. The author comments on the lack of standards and the abundance of offensive language in various domains, from politics to business books. They express surprise and disappointment at strangers casually using explicit language, questioning whether they are the last person to care about offensive words. The author discusses how the use of profanity has become more common among women, breaking the gender stereotypes associated with swearing. Despite acknowledging that there are more pressing issues in the world, the author concludes that the prevalence of profanity is still a shame. With a playful and humorous tone, the author uses pirate language and references to create an entertaining and light-hearted commentary on the state of language in contemporary society.

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