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Shiver me timbers! Sharon Osbourne be givin' up a mighty pile o' booty to be lookin' attractive, only to find herself lookin' too thin after usin' that Ozempic!

2023-11-19

Arr, me mateys! 'Tis a tale ye must hear! Sharon Osbourne be spillin' the beans 'bout her grand weight loss and how she be payin' a whole treasure to look allurin'. She also spoke 'bout tendin' to her ol' matey, Ozzy Osbourne, as he scuffles with a barrel o' health woes.

In a humorous tone reminiscent of a 17th-century pirate, it is reported that Sharon Osbourne, the 70-year-old television personality, is once again refusing to hold back. In a new interview with The Daily Mail, Osbourne claims that she doesn't care what people say about the way she looks, stating that she knows she has paid a fortune to try and look attractive. She goes on to say that she was never a beauty and was blessed with a pair of balls instead of great t--s. In addition to discussing her appearance, Osbourne addresses her dramatic weight loss, attributing it to a weight loss drug called Ozempic. She expresses concern about her gaunt appearance and losing too much weight, stating that she can't put any weight on and is under 100 pounds. She also mentions that she started Ozempic last December but has been off it for a while now, yet still continues to lose weight. Osbourne also discusses her and husband Ozzy Osbourne's move from Los Angeles back to England due to Ozzy's ongoing health issues, including Parkinson's disease. She explains that she has been taking care of him and that they are at a stage where he needs her help. Despite the challenges they have faced, Osbourne declares her commitment to Ozzy and expresses her love and admiration for him. The article concludes by mentioning that the couple married in 1982 and have three children together. Osbourne admits that their relationship hasn't always been easy, especially during Ozzy's Black Sabbath fame with groupies around. However, she states that she would turn a blind eye to that, but when it became more personal, it was a problem. The couple briefly split in 2016 after Ozzy admitted to an affair, but they reconciled and remain dedicated to each other.

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