Avast ye! Hear ye, ye scurvy dogs! There be a mysterious ailment snatchin' the breath of our furry companions!
2023-11-22
Arrr, muttly scallywags be struck by a curse! Dogs in at least seven lands be infected. Beware the signs: barking coughs, feverish shivers, laziness, and a sporadic disdain for grub.
Arr, me hearties! Listen up, for I be bringin' ye news from the high seas of the land lubbers! It be said that them dogs, in aye, not just one or two, but in at least seven states, have been struck by a mysterious malady. Aye, ye heard right! Them poor pooches be infected, and it ain't nothin' to wag yer tail about!Rumor has it that these cursed canines be showin' some peculiar signs. Coughin' like a squirrel stuck in a tree, they be! And fever, oh me, oh me! They be burnin' up hotter than a cannonball in flight. They be feelin' mighty weak, too, as lethargic as a landlubber after a night o' drinkin' grog!
But that ain't all, me hearties! These four-legged sea dogs be experiencin' a strange phenomenon. Their appetite be fadin' faster than a ship sinkin' to Davy Jones' locker! One minute they be chowin' down on a bone, and the next they be turnin' up their snouts at even the tastiest of treats!
Now, ye might be wonderin' what be causin' this strange curse on our furry friends. Well, I hear whispers in the tavern that it be some sort o' infection. Aye, some nasty bug be lurkin' in the shadows, makin' our loyal companions suffer. We don't know where it be comin' from, nor how it be spreadin', but it be spreadin' like wildfire!
So, me hearties, if ye spot any o' these symptoms in yer trusty companions, be sure to take 'em to the wise old vet. They be knowin' how to cure such ailments and bring back the playful spirit of our furry mates. Until then, keep an eye on yer dogs, me hearties, and may the winds blow in their favor!