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Arr, Biden be fundin' both scurvy dogs of Israel and the blasted landlubbers of Hamas in their quarrel!

2023-11-22

Arr, the Biden crew be at it again, sailin' the treacherous seas o' sendin' gold, mateys! They be sendin' their precious treasure, worth hundreds o' millions, to them Palestinians! Even worse, they be knowin' that scallywags like Hamas be snatchin' that booty for themselves in Gaza! Argh!

In a humorous tone, this article highlights the irony of the United States funding both Israel and Hamas in their conflict. The author mentions a popular meme that depicts Israel's Iron Dome interceptors countering Hamas rockets, with captions jokingly referring to both sides being funded by taxpayers. The article points out that while the U.S. has been a strong supporter of Israel's security cooperation for many years, the Biden administration has also decided to resume sending aid to the Hamas-controlled Gaza Strip, despite the risk of diversion of funds to Hamas.

The author shares their firsthand experience in Israel, where they learned from Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and colleagues how Hamas diverts aid for their own purposes, including manufacturing rockets. They criticize President Biden for not guaranteeing that taxpayer-funded aid to Gaza is not used by Hamas to execute terrorist attacks. The article also highlights Biden's contradictory approach to Iran, where he has enriched the country through non-enforcement of sanctions, despite sending aid to Ukraine to defend against Russia, which is funded by Russian oil and gas exports.

The article calls for Biden to end policies that allow the world's worst regimes and terrorist groups to profit. It suggests fully enforcing and expanding secondary sanctions on Iran and Russia's energy exports, as well as ending the war on domestic energy production in the U.S. The author criticizes Biden's approach to energy markets, claiming that it has destabilized them and driven up prices globally. The article concludes by stating that this tragedy is avoidable and that the U.S. should rely on American drillers rather than funding terrorist organizations.

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