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Arr, me hearty! The land of the West be teeterin' on the edge o' ruin 'neath Biden's divided rule, arrr!

2023-11-24

Arrr, me hearties! Ye be listenin' to FOX News' own Greg Gutfeld, who be revealin' the perils facin' the grand Western civilization as the battle betwixt Israel and Hamas rages on in "Gutfeld!" Shiver me timbers, this be a tale ye don't want to miss, mateys!

In a humorous tone, the author begins by mentioning their enjoyable Thanksgiving meal, consisting of New York pigeons. They then shift to discuss the state of Western civilization, expressing concern over its stability and the lack of public awareness or care. They assert that America has historically been the guardian of Western values but question its ability to continue in this role, citing the nation's dependence on smartphones as evidence. The author looks to the younger generation and wonders if they possess the capacity to defend Western ideals, given their obsession with dividing people based on grievances and pronouns. They mockingly highlight the inability of the current leadership to protect even basic items like deodorant and toothpaste at CVS, adding tooth decay to societal decay. The author then draws historical parallels to illustrate that the West has been tested before and has overcome challenges. They mention the movie "300," where a small group of Greeks defended against the Persians, and the British standing alone against the Nazis in 1940. However, they criticize the recent American evacuation from Afghanistan, comparing it unfavorably to the Dunkirk evacuation. The author concludes by emphasizing the need for courage, resolve, and leadership in these critical moments, urging readers to confront the challenges posed by enemies within, such as Hamas sympathizers. They also criticize the adoption of Sharia law by some American women advocating for Hamas and mock the idea of hoping it catches on at "The View." The author suggests that America is choosing to destroy itself out of boredom and warns that the elites' focus on power has infected every aspect of society. They express hope for the future but highlight the need for efforts to educate young people about the uniqueness and achievements of Western civilization. They caution against leaving education solely to teachers unions and activists, suggesting that America may not be able to rescue the West if the need arises again.

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