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2023-11-29
Arrr, Avast ye! 'Tis a merry day indeed, for Hamas hath set free a dozen more prisoners! And, in other news, the real price o' avocados be revealed! But beware, me hearties, for Google be plannin' to purge accounts!
In the land of the salty sea dogs, a grand tale unfolds - yarrr! First off, the scurvy-ridden scallywags known as Hamas have seen fit to release a batch of 12 poor souls they had captured. Ahoy, a glimmer of hope amidst the chaotic seas of piracy!Now, let me tell ye a tale of great importance, me hearties! 'Tis the true cost of avocados! Avocados, ye see, have become the gold doubloons of the culinary world. Aye, those creamy green wonders are now plundering our pockets, with their prices soaring higher than a crow's nest. 'Tis a sad day indeed for those of us who crave the guacamole, but can no longer afford it without emptying our treasure chests!
But fear not, ye landlubbers, for I bring ye tidings from the realm of Google! They have declared their intent to cleanse their ranks of scurvy accounts that be polluting the digital seas. Arrr, it seems even the mighty Google must sail the treacherous waters of account purging, lest they be overrun by the scoundrels and ruffians of the online realm. 'Tis a bold move, me hearties!
So gather 'round, ye fellow buccaneers, and take heed of these tales. Hamas may have released some of their hostages, but the tempestuous seas of piracy still rage on. Avocados be a luxury we may need to bury in Davy Jones' locker, for the cost be too damn high. And as for Google, they be setting sail on a mission to rid themselves of unwanted accounts. Let us hope they find smooth sailing in their quest!
Now, me fellow scallywags, it be time to hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail on our own adventures. May the winds be fair and the loot plentiful as we navigate these treacherous waters. Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum!